I'm having what this guy had!

"Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll) 07/24/2014 at 16:25 • Filed to: None

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The guy wrote: " After a night of fairly heavy drinking, I woke up to find I took a very unnecessary cab ride…Thank you Uber for rubbing it in my face with the detailed map…."

2222222222212 > Klaus Schmoll 07/24/2014 at 16:28

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I couldn't lose that much money circling a city block if I had a hole in my pocket.

William Byrd > Klaus Schmoll 07/24/2014 at 16:30

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That's hysterical.

Klaus Schmoll > 2222222222212 07/24/2014 at 16:33

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After a Pangalactic Gargle Blaster you can.

ttyymmnn > Klaus Schmoll 07/24/2014 at 16:35

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It's a very old adage: "Some of the best times I've ever had are the ones my friends told me about the next morning." Now I don't even need friends.

T5Killer > Klaus Schmoll 07/24/2014 at 16:43

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Bahahahahahaha awesome

The Revengel > Klaus Schmoll 07/24/2014 at 16:54

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Oh, I would have loved to have been the person responsible for sending that map!

Reminds me of a previous place where I used to work in D.C. when we had someone who wanted to order books (nice) and have them shipped (understandable) to Hawaii (where they live, ok) via ground shipping.

They actually got belligerent via Fax, asking why we couldn't ship ground & why we had to charge them air.

"someone" drew a map. It had the Lower 48, Hawaii and the Pacific ocean. In the ocean there were tiny triangles and the words "HERE THERE BE SHARKS."

They ordered the book and got the air shipping.

True story.

This was before Sharknado. What we could have done with that . . .

Diesel > Klaus Schmoll 07/24/2014 at 16:57

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I'm not convinced he did this to ditch a needy friend/girl. I'm going home, see there's my Uber. Later.

[circles block]

Man, fuck that person.

Slow4o > Klaus Schmoll 07/25/2014 at 07:39

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Considering I have made the walk between those two bars many times, this kills me every time I see it. Also, I wouldn't be surprised if I knew who did this.